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"Top 120 Names in College Football" for 2010

ROYAL FAMILY MEMBERS PLAYING COLLEGE BALL
LeCount Fantroy, North Carolina
Kainoa LaCount, Hawaii
King Holder, San Diego State
Sirgregory Thornton, Arkansas State
Prince-Tyson Gulley, Syracuse
Yourhighness Morgan, Florida Atlantic
Weston Squire, North Texas
Jazz King, Marshall


VOTED MOST LIKELY TO BE A WEDGE-BUSTER
Furious Bradley, Southern Miss
Forrest Shock, Missouri
Masengo Kabongo, Maryland
Whitney Mercilus, Illinois
Jamoris Slaughter, Notre Dame
Mason Hitt, Louisiana Tech
Bo Bowling, Oklahoma State


TOBY KEITH'S BACKUP BAND
Gator Hoskins, Marshall
Munchie Legaux, Cincinnati
Shaky Smithson, Utah
Dusty Rust, Louisiana Tech
Dwellie Striggles, Buffalo
Shep Klinke, Texas A&M
featuring LSU's T-Bob Hebert on slide fiddle


YOUR NEXT LOCAL WEATHERMAN
Skylar Stormo, Washington State
Chance Raines, Wake Forest
De'Ron Flood, Purdue
Trippe Hale, West Virginia
Colten Freeze, Kansas State
Cale Shivers, Baylor
Tyson Gale, Marshall
Ty Cloud, Houston


GUYS WHO GET THINGS DONE
Kevin Parks, Virginia
Johnnie Farms, Memphis
Brian Fields while Adam Pines (Western Michigan, Indiana)
Zack Spears, Iowa State
Amadeus Waters, Herman Lathers and Valtorrey Showers (Colorado State, Tennessee, Central Michigan)
Justin Staples, Jon Bills and Greg Banks (Illinois, Michigan, Michigan)
and... Bobby Burns, Louisville


ALMOST DR. SEUSS CHARACTERS
Wyatt Suess and Marcus Kloos (Iowa teammates)


CITY BOYS
Dijon Washington, Nebraska
Miami Thomas, Illinois
Lubbock Smith, Kansas
Dallas Butts, Navy
Paris Cotton, Central Michigan
Clay Cleveland, Syracuse
Cade Glasgow, Louisiana Tech
Marquise Liverpool, Temple
and... Ted Davenport, Boston College


TWO GUYS WHO SHOULD TRANSFER TO THE AIR FORCE ACADEMY IMMEDIATELY
Blair Bomber, Washington State
Kasey Carrier, New Mexico

TWO GUYS WHO SHOULD TRANSFER TO WISCONSIN IMMEDIATELY
Brig Badger, Stanford
Isaac Madison, Arkansas

AND ONE GUY WHO'S AT THE RIGHT SCHOOL
Wave Ryder, Navy


DINNER IS SERVED
Reed Bacon, Memphis
Duke Lemmens, Florida
Van Chew, Syracuse
Sausan Shakerin, Utah
Ishmaa'ily Kitchen, Kent State
Germond Oatneal, Virginia Tech
Gelo Orange, Wake Forest
Jacky Candy, Houston
Lyle Beloney, Army
Graham Whinery, Buffalo
Cory Keebler, Cincinnati


ARE WE HIKING OR PLAYING FOOTBALL?
Fritz Rock, Illinois
Nubian Peak, Texas Tech
Roman Fields, Kansas State
Parks Frazier, Mississippi
Braxton Cave, Notre Dame
Roosevelt Falls, Louisiana Tech
Solomon Tentman, Cincinnati


POTENTIAL ATTITUDE PROBLEM
Ego Ferguson, LSU


SNOOP DOGG'S SECURITY DETAIL
Barkevious Mingo, LSU
Konockus Sashington, North Texas
DeRon Furr, Memphis


NEW BREEDS AT THE WESTMINSTER DOG SHOW
Kaha'i Choy, Hawaii
Brye French, Navy
Brantwon Bowser, West Virginia
San San Te, Rutgers
Channing Trotter, UNLV
Cooper Bassett, Oklahoma State
and... Beau Yap, Hawaii


RACETRACKS
Watson Downs, Auburn
Arby Fields, Northwestern
Lynden Trail, Florida
Alden Darby, Arizona State
Trevino Woods, Kentucky


WRITE YOUR OWN JOKE HERE
Sioeli Fakalata, New Mexico State


UNPLEASANT AFFLICTIONS
Hazen Moss, Boise State
Necho Beard, Nevada
Dri Archer, Kent State
Tariq Tongue, Penn State
Rick Ricketts, Air Force


YOUR FRAT HOUSE HAZING CREW
Hilton Dawson III, Ohio
Talmage Jackson III, Oregon
Hallston Higgins, Washington State
Wells Childress, Texas A&M
Foswhitt Whitaker, Texas
Templeton Hardy, Mississippi State
Carlton Falconer, Florida Atlantic
Wilson Van Hooser, Tulane


LESSER KNOWN POLYNESIAN ISLANDS
Ofa Fifita, Fresno State
Bunduka Kargbo, Buffalo
Simote Vea, BYU
Orne Bey, Miami OH


THE THREE TENORS
Librado Barocio, UCLA
Giancarlo Revilla, Florida International
Niccolo Mastromatteo, SMU


NAMES THAT MAKE BRENT MUSBURGER SWEAT
Kakpindi Jamiru, Purdue
Ho'oikaika Cavaco-Amoy, Hawaii
Olujimi Awoliyi, Buffalo
Owamagbe Odighizuwa, UCLA
Tonu Tuimalealiifano, Oregon State
Thanasi "Saki" Mihalakos, South Florida


AND FINALLY... "HEY PAL, PICK A NAME"
Rob'Donovan Lewis, Louisiana-Monroe